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Humor Blog #16

Time for a new Humor Blog, #16. We're too far down the list! C'mon guys, I NEED a laugh!

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Reminder of the day: Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.
---NVBarbara on 10/8/07

A well-used Bible that is falling apart usually belongs to someone who isn't!
---RJ on 11/25/06

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your door forever!
---NVBarbara on 6/6/06

(This is my mind at work on another blog. Anger will probably arise there maybe laughter here.)
Did you hear about the guy who made a phone call and got this recording, "We're sorry the number you have dialed cannot be traced by the Federal Government. Please hang up and dial again." He did because he had nothing to hide.
---Elder on 6/2/06

nvBarb, ditto ditto. ((())) and a big X to you too, my very special sister.
---Eloy on 6/2/06

Silly wabbit! Luv ya bro! *smile*
---NVBarbara on 6/1/06

How do you catch a rare bunny rabbit?
answer= unique up on him.
How do you catch a wild one?
answer= the tame way.
---Eloy on 6/1/06

Peter, thank you so much for your kind words and encouragement, but to God be the Glory for the Great things He has done.
Not only does He allow me to (try to) minister here but He has allowed me to have Stars in my night sky. My stars are in the form of my friends and family.
Cond #2
---Elder on 5/31/06

Cond #2
The stars that form the "Big Dipper" for me come in the form of yourself, nvBarbara, the ever ministering CN Staff that has proven their position in Christ to me over and over, Shirley, Herb, Madison and so many others that have called and wrote and encouraged me. Some will have to forgive me for not posting their names.
I have kept a log of the times and there have been many that someone here has helped me carry on.
Cond #3
---Elder on 5/31/06

Cond #3
God is so much better than what ever is in second place and He has blessed me with the people here...The Forum Family, even the ones that "don't agree" with me in some issues.
May God continue to bless us all.
---Elder on 5/31/06

Thought for the day: Forbidden fruit causes many jams!
---NVBarbara on 5/31/06

What can I add to that Z? We'll let this be 'love Elder day!' He's MY Elder, and I'm happy to say he's my friend and brother (MUCH older brother!)And he's weird, I like that in a person!
I am a blessed woman to be able to call both of you guys my brothers in Christ. I love you both.
As my Dad used to say Z, (Peter), call me anything, just don't call me late for dinner!
---NVBarbara on 5/30/06

This is a mother-in-law joke. If you were dying, and really didn't want to die yet, where would you spend the last 4 weeks of your life?

I'd spend it with my mother-in-law, why? Because those would be the longest four weeks of my life. LOL
---Donna9759 on 5/30/06

Why Elder...have you given me a new name that henceforth I shall be known as "Peter?"

It's good to be back with my family,(!) and Elder your name is fitting in my estimation.

From the fist that I read your words (2 years ago) I placed you above me as my Elder.

Knowledge abounding and zeal unmatched, you sir are a teacher's teacher and it is my pleasure to honor you in the sight of all Heaven and Earth and I wait in anticipation of the shout you shall recieve in the Kingdom.
---Peter on 5/30/06

No Barb...but my speedometer has gone from 55 to 5.5
AND a happy "Z" day to us. So glad Peter is back in the land.
---Elder on 5/30/06

AMEN Z! Jesus gave His life for all of us wretched people, knowing that we could never earn, or deserve it! Bless you bro!

(Has your odometer turned over yet Elder?)
---NVBarbara on 5/30/06

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How about a praise report?

Psa 22:22 I will declare thy name unto my brethren: in the midst of the congregation will I praise thee.

I am SO BLESSED and truly I don't deserve it!
God has allowed a wretched creature like me to proclaim his word to the lost.

The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also. John 15:14
---Pharisee on 5/29/06

Reminder of the night: Age only tells how long a car has been on the road not how far it has gone.
---Elder on 5/29/06

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