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Demons Attacking Spinach Supply

Are demons attacking the spinach supplies in the USA as punishment for the liberal views of the country?

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 ---Cole on 9/23/06
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We all know that the bible says that demons entered a pig, every town has at least one hounted house (demons?)in my house we had a demonised herb-stand, story of my parrents. and my brother slept in a demonised bed. all this was done to attack a God-fearing family (that my father was a used by God to deliver people may have had a reason for all this
---Andy on 2/28/08


This is getting ridiculous.
---Madison1101 on 1/14/08


If that is the case, then Popeye would sure be in trouble. Bluto would be happy though. Ha. demons attacking food, that is funny. What's next, are the demons going to attack our clothes and possess us?
---Rebecca_D on 9/25/06


I heard on the news the other day that in Cal. raw milk had the same problem. Raw milk is milk straight from the cow, it has not been processed. Raw is great, I grew up on a farm and milked our own cows.
As far as a Christian being demon possessed, we have to remember that the body nor the mind is not saved, just the soul. That is why we need to renew our minds daily.
---Rev_Herb on 9/25/06


Jack certainly Herb doesn't. You will see that when you have been around a little longer.
---Elder on 9/25/06




**Don't drink milk, you might get demon possessed.WARNING!**
Rev Herb, do you actually think a Christian can become demon possessed at all?
---Jack on 9/24/06


could it just be human error?everthing that happens is not demon staged,or caused.sometimes ,and actually probably more often than not we do it to ourselves.
---tom2 on 9/24/06


yes I heard of satans new plan,leave the people alone and attack the spinach plants.after that is walnuts , then just the plain nuts.
---tom2 on 9/24/06


part 2, but I exsorcized it straight to the junk yard,demons and all.
---tom2 on 9/24/06


I owned a demon possesed 1988 bronco 2 It blew up 3 motors,and caused me unthinkable suffering,and financial distress so it had to be demons.
---tom2 on 9/24/06




Herb, Barbara
I do not drink Chocolate Milk. I heard it comes from Demon possessed cows with cancer.
Does dragon milk come from cows with short legs?
A Long Horn Cow charged me one time when I was in Texas but I refused to pay.
A farmer trying to impress me because I was a city boy told me you can get the most amount of milk from a brown cow with a white face. He said you could get up to 8 gallons. Well, I sure told him. I said in the city we can get up to a 100 gallons from a Food Lion.
---Elder on 9/24/06


Hello Jack:I would say "Rulers in suits produce infected laws on spinach."Rev Herb to the rescue!!!
---Emcee on 9/24/06


Is there really a recall on milk? I understand kidding, but don't want to scare people.
---Shiela on 9/24/06


Rev. Herb, is that for real, or was that a joke.
---Shiela on 9/24/06


My cow is demon possessed. It must have eaten the demon possessed spinach. They are now recalling raw milk in Cal. for the same thing. WARNING! Don't drink milk, you might get demon possessed.WARNING!
---Rev_Herb on 9/24/06


Spinach law suits rules !!!!

Blessings abound...
---Jack_Black on 9/24/06


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Has anyone noticed that water is not as wet as it used to be?
Do you think they have taken one of the ingredients out to save money?
(Who is THEY?) I used to work for Them but who is They?
I think I am having Spinach withdrawl......
---Elder on 9/24/06


It could be a devious plot by the kids of the U.S. who normally refuse to eat spinach! Chill out!
The Dude abides.....
---Dude on 9/24/06


MikeM
Is that the same Elvis Costello who does good merengue music?
---JohnT on 9/23/06


No, Cole, it's becuase of the conservatives and failed government policies in running this country...
OF COURSE ITS NOT DEMONS..
---NurseRobert on 9/23/06


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I used to be disgusted, now I am just amused-Elvis Costello
---MikeM on 9/23/06


Seriously--the tainted spinach was traced to just a few counties in California, according to today's news.
And since when did demons have the authority to punish?
---Jack on 9/23/06


Let me ask you a question first. Is your last name Slaw? I met some last week in the Deli.
I think this spinach thing is set up by the Terrorists to divide families.
For years we told our kids, "You eat your Spinach." Now we are telling them, "Don't you eat your Spinach." Then there is still the Popeye thing I spoke about on another blog.
PS every chance you get act real.
---Elder on 9/23/06


HA! If demons wanted to make a dent for ANY reason, they'd attack the chocolate supply!
Stop looking for demons behind every Bush or plant! LOTS of human error.
---NV_Barbara on 9/23/06


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Cole: Absolutely!!! They're trying to weaken the nation! Check out your nutritional stores to find out what you can do to get the same vitamins and minerals as spinich.
We need to keep buff!!!
---kathr4453 on 9/23/06


This one will take me to sleep.HAHAHAHAHA.Dont you think you are giving too much credit to demons??
---pkay on 9/23/06


I so completely and totally agree with Madison. Would it not be more fruitful to speak of the person and work of Christ and to testify of His faithfulness?
---Linda6563 on 9/23/06


That is ABSURD! Even Christians shouldn't see demons around every corner!
---Crystal on 9/23/06


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It could be the terrorist poisoning the spinach. Our agriculture fields are not protected and that is a sure way to exterminate all of us slowly.
---Adon on 9/23/06


Don't we already have a humour blog?
---M.P. on 9/23/06


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