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Funny Friendship Quotes

Let's cheer up this friendship blog with some of your favorite funny friendship quotes.

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In Church the Pastor said, as The Word of God says, we are to love every one.

Sis Sandy spoke up & said, I do love every one, does that mean I have to like them also ?
---Lawrence on 9/2/10

Is It better to Fluff & shoulder the blame, Than stifel the fluff & bear the pain.Those who are bold might step up & unfold.
---Emcee on 2/12/08

Without any moderation, I can imagine how much you really let that mouth rip.
---EllDee on 2/12/08

It's funny how friendship quotes can leave a strange flavor in your mouth when the funny turns to bad taste.
---EllDee on 2/12/08

Rebecca, I can so relate to what you posted about how such a stink can come from someone so little!! My grandson, who is ONLY 4 months old...well, everybody sure knows who is daddy is! There is NO doubt! Because we all thought nobody could possibly pass gas like his dad, until he was born! wow!
---sue on 2/12/08

True friends are like diamonds, beautiful and rare, false friends are like leaves: scattered everywhere.
---sue on 2/12/08

A preacher was nervous because he promised his friend he'd publically thank him at Sunday service for the peach brandy his friend gave him every Christmas. He didn't want the congregation to know he was drinking alcohol. Finally, after much thought, he came up with this way to thank his friend:he said "I'd like to thank Joe for the peaches he gave me and for the spirit in which they were given." !!
---sue on 2/12/08

Ell Dee, My humor is rather dry, but I cherish Barbara and Elder in that department. Listening to those two together can crack me up. Laughter can be contagious, and it is found to be healthy for you. They did studies and found that laughter is very good medicine, it releases some kind of neurons and chemicals in our bodies that are a healing panacea to our whole constitutional make up. There's even a English evangelist who has a laughter ministry from the Lord, I think his name is Rodney.
---Eloy on 2/12/08

Eloy, have you been checked out for Two hour ettes?
It's one thing to speak it, I didn't know the urge to write it would be quite so strong.
---EllDee on 2/12/08

Rebecca and Barb, faating is not a boy thing, girls just do more SBDs (Silent But Deadlies) and they are not sweetly perfumed either. The odd thing is, the girls act as though nothing is wrong when they do it, strange behavior these woman, I'm always analyzing why they do the things they do.
---Eloy on 2/11/08

Barbara, are you still unkinking your friend's tail? Maybe you could try putting some some viagra on it.
---Eloy on 2/11/08

Where are all the What's Up bloggers whom want friendship? Do any of you have an funny friendship quotes?
---Mackey on 2/11/08

OK I showed up! Where is everybody else?
---NVBarbara on 4/9/07

After cooking breakfast this morning it occured to me that if God had meant for us to eat waffles HE would have given us lips like snow tires!

Sorry, my mind works in strange ways.
---NVBarbara on 4/6/07

I'm surprised it got posted too Rebecca! But I know just what you mean, having raised boys! Funny!
---NVBarbara on 4/6/07

I don't know if this will get posted or not, but here it goes.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, fart and you stand alone. That is so true. When my 7yr old passes gas, we flee. I don't know what is in that boy to have such stinking gas. It is amazing how something that stinks so bad can come out of a small child.
---Rebecca_D on 4/5/07

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Some times when I lay in bed at night and look up at the stars, I think to myself: `Man, I need to fix that roof!'

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games!
---NVBarbara on 4/5/07

Barbara_NV you are the champion of the What's Up blog so where are your funny friendship quotes :)
---Jimbo on 4/2/07

Write something funny, Barbara.
Some of us haven't had much to laugh about lately.
---Hankies on 4/2/07

Wow, I can't believe there are no funny friendship quotes... Where is our joy in the Lord?
---barbara on 4/2/07

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Many times a simple smile or "Hi" is enough to cheer someone up.
---larry on 4/2/07

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