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The New Year blog is hidden, what's say we have a new What's Up in January blog eh?

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Remember "pop rocks" and sea monkey kits?
Why those things spring back to life like magic.
I think "us" can bring any of those characters back to life at any time.

Which brings me to this question.
How do the rest of us co-exist in the world of fantasy? We stick out like a sore thumb.
You know the few that aren't living in that world. And there are very few of us left.
---Lynda on 2/2/08

I'm not going on the trip and I'm not going to fly over the cuckoo's nest. I'm not going to drink the coffee or the koolade. I'm not going to eat roadkill.

So are you going to stop using our names?

Or will I have to go back into the jungle with my slingshot and throw pop rocks at your windows? If "us" would stop using our names, it's possible that we can co-exist with that parallel world of characters.
---Lynda on 2/2/08

I will look the other way and pretend that I don't know who you are if you will cease and desist using names that do not belong to "us". It's not Christian, mannerly or proper.

So here's the peace pipe...
---Lynda on 2/2/08

Lynda ... So you remember Steve/Curt, who wanted a child bride and who was rewriting the Bible, and beleived in beating kids.
I haven't seen anything from him for a couple of years. Maybe MikeM will resurrect him ... but no, Steve was particularly macho, and MikeM being a woman, (according to Lynda) could not have written those posts.
Incidentally Lynda, I don't remember your monicker from those days ... perhaps you were blogging under a different name then?
---alan_of_UK on 2/2/08

Lynda ... I think Bruce has left the house, and gone somewhere else.
That made me sad, because his views were always supported by scripture.
I miss him, as he was one of the most sensible and level headed and courteous people here, and NEVER poured scorn on anyone else's views, and was never rude to anyone, even those whose views he opposed strongly.
---alan_of_UK on 2/2/08

All sunshine makes a desert.

A hedge between keeps friendship green.

Bossy blogs cannot make me go to February.
---Lynda on 2/2/08

Oh, how I wish "steve" would blog again.
Tell me, what happened to that steve/curt fella. That was a funny character, you should bring that one back and Greetings Earl. Come to think of it, what did you do with Mrs. Morgan, and Bruce? Who let Prince Edward in the can, out?
---Lynda on 2/2/08

I am enjoying the wild spin. It's spinning right into the bin.
Say, I'd like to ask you, since it's not advisable to do your doctoring over the net...
Why would someone seek therapy from the world of fantasy? I realise that a license to practice is not necessary in fantasy land, but why would anyone want to seek fantasy counsel through a private email service?
And for what? It hasn't helped Alice in Wonderland, yet.
---Lynda on 2/2/08

MikeM ... Does the new cat-flap work?
And it was cold down at the tip, wasn't it? I was so glad you/I decided not to wear that summer skirt, and put on sensible jeans.
---alan_of_UK on 2/2/08

Lynda ... You are quite fun, you know!
I have given you a vote!
---alan_of_UK on 2/2/08

Alan if you still have it, read back over my e-mail to you regarding your situation. You're a big boy and can make clear decisions for yourself. I'd bet your daughters wouldn't want you telling them what to do!

Yes, MikeM is me too! He needs some help with those multiple personalities! Its a shame he's Trish too, she is equipped to help with mental disorders.
Say MikeM, do you feel comfy in the stiletto heeled boots 'we' got on sale today? Gotta love 'em!

(new posted!)
---NVBarbara on 2/1/08

Hice to see you back,
I'm OK except that I ahve been "seeing" a lady for over a year, and just after Christmas, we decided things would not work out, and we are both feeking a bit fragile.
Wow, this will give Lynda something to make comment about, partuicularly as she seem to accuse me of being MikeM and she has accused him of being female!
---alan_of_UK on 2/1/08

Is anyone going to tell me what an "Ollie special" is?
---alan_of_UK on 2/1/08

Barb: Mucinex works wonders for me when I am down with that bronchitis stuff. Be sure to drink a lot of fluids. I would make you some of my chicken soup, but I can't send it through the puter.

Mike: You should do stand up comedy. I love it. I think we should get Brittney Spears' psychiatrist to examine some of the folks here.
---Trish9863 on 1/31/08

Some of the funny things I heard on these blogs,

1. Lady with a demonically possessed microwave.

2. Lady with a possessed doll(wasent their a movie about that?)

3. Guys who say your only a Christian if you believe the eath is 6000 years old (then vacations to the Grand canyon are out!)

4. The moon landing was staged by satanist.

5. I am everyone else!
---MikeM on 1/31/08

Quickly, quickly, "send me a personal email".
But alas, your prophetic words are best read in the open air.
Without moderation, prophetic words can take on another tone altogether, even sinister, snidely whiplash, really.
No, I prefer to read the spin, quickly quickly, out in the open.
---Lynda on 1/31/08

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The New Year blog is no longer hidden.
A world of fantasy with characters of every age and faction, some saved, some lost, some are professors and some holding onto the pastorate.
Can I tell you what I enjoy? When one of the characters feels the compulsion to tell on the others. That's a real mind twister.
---Lynda on 1/31/08

Do you know what I've learned from the world of fantasy?
Let's say someone has their own website, why it's incredibly easy to write comments back to yourself, always of a glowing and self-commending nature.
Let's say someone has written a book, why it's incredibly easy to write in and again, give high marks of self-commendation.
Let's say there's an election for the most popular, why it's incredibly easy to stack the votes - and once again, all for self-commendation.
---Lynda on 1/31/08

How are things Alan? I've wondered about you and am keeping you in my prayers.

Thanks all for the 'welcome back.' I'm trying some *Mucinex, hope it helps. I feel like I've been kicked by an angry mule!
---NVBarbara on 1/31/08

Hey, I am also Pastor Herb! actually I am in league with the tri-lateral commission. We are seeking world domination by getting people to listen to brittney Spears music which is interlaced with satanic beats telling teens to 'don't worry, be dumb' We also promote floridated water spiked with minute amounts of colligen extracted from Benny Hinns hair, this will dumb down Americans even more than listening to Brittney, believe it or not! All resistance is futile!
---MikeM on 1/31/08

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Barb: I hope you feel better soon. So glad you had a good visit with your son, and glad you like her girl.

Mike: It is so nice to meet all of you. You made me laugh.
---Trish9863 on 1/31/08

Yes, time does indeed fly by Susie. My son is 34, my twin sisters are 72! My mom also gave birth to twin boys a couple of years after I was born, but each only lived a week or so. They were 'blue babies', which reminds me, did you see the movie 'Something the Lord made?' Great movie of a true story, a little bit of 'language', but a good movie.
---NVBarbara on 1/31/08

MikeM I thought you were really Howard Hughes and the rumors of your death were greatly exagerated! Gnarly!
---NVBarbara on 1/31/08

MikeM...At least you have job security. I hear the illuminati pay real well considering they are characters from a fictional book. You made my day.
---Susie on 1/30/08

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I think I'm going to be sick if I see one more post accusing anyone else of having fantasy lives, get real, Lynda. Thank you sister--or brother as the case may be (just teasing on that part lol) :)
---Mary on 1/30/08

NVB:: Welcome back X bug and all!!
---Emcee on 1/30/08

Lynda ... You must know MikeM was joking.
Either that or he was lying ... for I know that he is not me.
If you took the trouble to look at my profile, alan8566, you will see I am in the UK. You could then correspond with me on PP and get my direct email address.
I could then send you a copy of my UK passport which would match the photo on my profile.
Why don't you have the courage to do that? Maybe because it would burst your fantasy.
---alan_of_UK on 1/30/08

Lynda ... I know you will not believe me (unless you check up on me via PP and direct email as suggested) but I really don't know what an "Ollie special" is.
Perhaps someone can enlighten me?
---alan_of_UK on 1/30/08

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MikeM ... Don't tell me ... you are also Elder & Pharisee, and MarkV?
(And plain Mark, Cindy, plain Mike, and Chad, and Lovable, all of whom like Lynda accuse everyone else of being the same person)
Maybe you are also Eloy?
And Matthew, & Lara, and Emcee & Ruben & Lorra? Not to mention Jerry and Dr Rich.
I wonder if this is all a great game, and I am the only one who is not everyone else.
---alan_of_UK on 1/30/08

NVBarbara, glad you had such a nice visit with son and his Lady,so sorry your allergy is acting up,know how that feels. Get better soon and be blessed while you are back with your sisters and other relatves there. Always good to get an update from you. I will be praying. God Bless
---Darlene_1 on 1/30/08

Barb...My twin sons just turned 34 last month. My how time flies.
---Susie on 1/30/08

Lynda...Please talk to your pastor (if you have one) regarding the voices that you are hearing and the things you are imagining. You need some serious help.
---Susie on 1/30/08

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I am lynda too. I am Jimmy hoffa, Elvis, I was what they studied at Roswell. I live in a deep underground bunker north of Las Vegas. Here we manufacture and fashion fake fossils to spread around the world to confuse people. We are financed by the Tri-laterial commission and the illuminati. We have a fake front store in Henderson Neveda where we sell possessed dolls that look like Brittney Spears but utter blasphomous liberal democrate political cliches'
---MikeM on 1/30/08

MikeM., that is the first truthful thing I've read from you.
You are everyone here and you are Linda, but not Lynda.
---Lynda on 1/30/08

Lynda, there were no words of prophecy just quoting the Bible. I had to warn you,Ezek.3:18 When I say unto the wicked thou shalt surely die,and thou givest him not warning,nor speakest to warn the wicked from his wicked way,to save his life,the same wicked man shall die in his iniquity,but his blood will I require at thine hand. Ezek 3:19 If I warn the wicked and he doesn't stop,he dies in his sin,but I have delivered my soul. Christians must promote right and denounce wrong/sin.
---Darlene_1 on 1/30/08

Is it not interesting to note that someone out here is not willing to drink the koolade from your "pop" stand? Or bail aka sell out for membership in the Mikey mouse club?
Or even drink that coffee.
Aren't you glad that someone doesn't worship Elvis or that UFO's will be making their soon appearance to lead others astray?
---Lynda on 1/30/08

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Truth is scary when faced directly with it.
It's a fearful thing to fall into the hands of a living God.

What amount of fantasy careers and lives will ever be enough?
It certainly is not cultivating honesty or truth. The ability to remember pages of profiles is a skill but it's not God's wisdom.
---Lynda on 1/30/08

Well I arrived back in S.C. about midnight, delighted to be back, but OH HOW GREAT is was to spend some time with my son! His g/f is a jewel,
I did come back with the Fla. 'crud', I'd forgotten how my allergies go nuts down there! I lived 18 years in Orlando, my Dr. there said I had chronic Bronchitis. Once I moved away I NEVER had it again. (that was in 1985) Lord knows I miss living in the desert! I'll be going home to OR on Feb. 13th. Hugs all around
---NVBarbara on 1/30/08

In reality I am all the people here, Alan anf NV Barbera even Pastor Herb I am everyone here, including lynda..
---MikeM on 1/29/08

BTW, Susie, you fell back into Alan Uk's routine...just then.

I know your writing routines and I know the ones that suddenly pop back up when it's dicey. However, we have not seen some of the regulars, lately. I'm sure they'll be back shortly. It is after all, incredibly important to "us" to keep this going.
---Lynda on 1/29/08

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Dear "us", whether you are a truckdriver or on the river, a teacher or a therapist, a scientist or a nutty professor, the preacher's wife or someone hanging on to your pastorate. If it doesn't really matter what you do, why go into such lengthy details about fantasy lives?
---Lynda on 1/29/08

I can see that it is incredibly important to keep up the facade of fantasy careers, ages, genders, what have you.
If it's this important to you, why should I be willing to believe your words of prophecy.
---Lynda on 1/29/08

It must be crowded in the house with Al and Mike and all of the kids. I bet Mike and Al sit around all day waiting for you fetch another Ollie special from the stove.
---Lynda on 1/29/08

I'm sure you do dig each other because you're all the same person.
---Lynda on 1/25/08

Scary....are we YOU too?
You really need some help!
---NV_Barbara on 1/29/08

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Sue & Susie my Mom had 2 children 7 minutes apart. Her first 2 children were twin girls, my eldest sisters.

Lynda, think what you will its not worth my time...barba4556
---NV_Barbara on 1/28/08

There is a young man not well versed in social graces, sleeping in his car in california, and needs a job badly. He is waiting to hear back from the background investigation to clear.
---Eloy on 1/28/08

Sue & Susie my Mom had 2 children 7 minutes apart. Her first 2 children were twin girls, my eldest sisters.

Lynda, think what you will its not worth my time...barba4556
---NV_Barbara on 1/28/08

Lynda,I know you realize you are wrong. Do you get some kind of twisted pleasure out of it? The Bible says a kind word turns away wrath. You should try it,it also opens the door to friendship. The Bible also warns with whatever judgement you judge you will be judged,all the things you accuse others of are being written down on your account in heaven against you. Repent,let Christ be your guide. I'm praying for Your healing. Also praying for peace on here,will others please join me in that prayer?
---Darlene_1 on 1/28/08

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I think we should all pray for Lynda. She is somewhat deluded into thinking we are all one person. That is a sure sign of a problem, unless she is just doing it to get attention, which could also be a sign of a problem. Either way, she needs our love and prayers.
---Trish9863 on 1/28/08

NvBarb...I lived in Las Vegas a long time. Does that make you and me the same person? LOL Enjoy your son and that new lady.
---Susie on 1/28/08

There's only one person that knows all of these people collectively.
I'm glad that some will not fall in the ditch following "us".
---Lynda on 1/28/08

How important is it really for you to carry out a facade?
God knows exactly what you're doing.
---Lynda on 1/28/08

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Morning all! Im enjoying my visit with my son in Ft. Myers, FL. Warm weather, 70s and breezy. Finally got to met his honey, a very sweet young woman. Ill head back to S.C. on a late flight tomorrow evening.
Hugs to all!
---NV_Barbara on 1/28/08

Lynda I'm sorry you're so lonely and unhappy you must throw sour grapes at everyone else. If you're speaking of Trish,Donna,and Darlene being one person that's,sorry to say,but it's a fact,an out and out lie. Lying is a sin. An action of darkness & death. Seek Christ the light. Is it hard to believe that people on here for a while actually care about the needs and lives of others? We do! That's God's command to Love God and Your neighbor. Love cares and does no harm. Love is alive and happy.
---Darlene_1 on 1/27/08

Get real Lynda! Ask anyone on here who knows us both, we are NOT one in the same person!
---NV_Barbara on 1/26/08

Susie, That is so awesome, that you had your kids two minutes apart! I wish somebody in my family would have twins. Or even a baby with red hair would be nice! I'm just foolin of course. God has blessed me with healthy kids and grand kids. I'm happy.
---sue on 1/27/08

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Lynda ... have you ever considered you may be sick?
---alan_of_UK on 1/26/08

I'm sure you do dig each other because you're all the same person.
---Lynda on 1/25/08

Thank you Darlene and Trish for your thoughts and prayers. I think I'm so shocked that this happened so suddenly to such a healthy man, but he is 77 and we are suspectible to this world that is decaying rapidly.
Thank you again for your thoughts and prayers (((huggsss))). Trish, I will life you and your family up in prayer too.
Darlene, you always have a timely word in season. Love you both. Donna
---Donna on 1/24/08

NVBarbara and Donna I will be praying for the needs of your loved ones. It is very hard to see our loved ones suffer knowing we can't help more than we do,but prayer does change things and give strength. God Bless all.
---Darlene_1 on 1/23/08

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Donna: I will be praying for your Dad. I am sorry that there is no family support in your life. I am so blessed with loving extended family, as well as a civil relationship with my ex and his wife. My kids appreciate that even more.

I will also pray that there be emotional healing among your loved ones in addition to his physical healing.
---Trish9863 on 1/23/08

My father was recently (on Jan 7th) diagnosed with cancer. I took him to the emergency room thinking he was having a reaction to the flu shot and that wasn't the case at all. Needless to say we are all shocked, but he's not allowing me to tell anyone (my mother and father are divorced, hate each other, etc., and my sister doesn't speak to him for almost 20 years). Isn't it sad when a family tragedy happens and you can't depend on family members for comfort? (((huggs to all of you)))
---Donna on 1/23/08

AMEN Trish! Your brother will be in my prayers sis. I'm so thankful that dear ones have been praying for my family! They're not all 'out of the woods' yet, any prayers will be much appreciated!
---NVBarbara on 1/23/08

Trish, I will be in prayer for your brother,so sorry to hear about his injury. I'm glad to see you are still posting prayer requests on here. I've seen some negative remarks about us doing that but I feel like its the perfect place for those who need and those who pray to get together. Afterall it's "WhatsUp" and thats what is up. Naysayers will always find something to"NAY" about.
---Darlene_1 on 1/23/08

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Trisha, Orthopedic surgery, if needed can do wonder, Yes there is pain, with the Lords help, anything is possible

NV Barbera, In reality my job this time of year is drab. We are to musium work what a busboy is in a resturant. In the spring when field work assignments comes out, its another matter. Being 'outside' makes it all worthwhile. One year near Alamo NV-last year near Madras or, this year,?
---MikeM on 1/23/08

I wish the bickering would stay clear of the What's Up? Blog. Lynda, take your accusations elsewhere, please.

My brother needs prayer for his knees. He fell two weeks ago, and is pretty much crippled from the fall. He went to physical therapy yesterday and the therapist wants him to see an orthopedist before she does much with him. She thinks there is serious damage.
---Trish9863 on 1/23/08

OK MikeM, I'll be you and you can be me for awhile! I'm going to FL on Thurs. so I won't be posting anyway for a while and you need a break.
Mike? A female? Who ever got that notion? I'm sure everyone is happy there is only one ME! As for MikeM, I 'dig' him! He's unique and interesting.
---NVBarbara on 1/23/08

MikeM..Thanks for the intelligent answer. There are so few on this site anymore. I wonder how many have to use a dictionary to understand your responses. Your field of work must be very interesting and educational every day.
---Susie on 1/22/08

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I wonder if Lynda and Mark discuss the allegations they are going to make?
But perhaps they don't need to.
It is strange neither ever addresses the subject of the blog.
---alan_of_UK on 1/22/08

Lynda- Now my gender has changed! First I was accused of being Alan of UK, and a few others, now, I have really changed. I am no archeologist, just a biologist making less than a truck driver.

"Too much grey matter spoiled the vegetable soup mixture" I plead guilty to cogitaton, have been told that before, some are free of that terrible sin. As to computer, I use a notebook.

All I take pride in is my children. (chuckle) You, your post made my day!
---MikeM on 1/22/08

Sue...Congratulations! Don't worry about that close age. I had my last two children two minutes apart and they turned out great.
---Susie on 1/22/08

Susie "an archaeologist who believes you have to believe in one or the other, but not both"

In no way are science and faith mutually exclusive, to believe so is to accept a false dictonomy. Atheist can be as myopic and dogmatic as the theist they oppose, and claim to be antiscience.

In college not one professor in any class I took- who taught evolution was an atheist, not one.
---MikeM on 1/21/08

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Snow reminds me of sin. On the outside it looks pure, but it causes much damage and grief. All whom like it need to shiver in it, get numb and frost bitten, and shovel it and drive in it, then they too will learn as I have that it is ugly and another unnecessity of earth.
---Eloy on 1/21/08

Susis ... I expect in any case they will accuse NVBarbara of being several people as well.
---alan_of_UK on 1/21/08

MikeM., I tell you true, I have not ever believed the part about all of your part time archaeology....are you ready... or the part about being a man. I know that you are a woman. You should have quit while you were ahead. Too much grey matter spoiled the vegetable soup mixture. Now I know how much you pride yourself on being all things to all people, but there's not an employer out there that would allow all of this religious blogging on the clock. Don't tell me any more whoppers.
---Lynda on 1/21/08

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