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End-Time Spinach Killing People

Do you feel safe eating a salad now that the end-time spinach is killing people? What should we do?

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 ---Cole on 9/22/06
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Repent, be baptized and follow Jesus. Dwell in the secret place of the Most High God. Abide under the shadow of the Almighty. My God in HIM will I trust. He will lead you and guide you in the way in which you should eat.
---Donna9759 on 7/26/07

Just remember, the people who picked and packed that "fresh" spinach didn't have a momma that made 'em wash their hands before they came back from the... well, you know. Just be sure you know where your vege's were grown and who picked 'em. Or dash 'em with that secret recipe on the other blog.
---mikefl on 9/28/06

For those here who are not from America, there's been an E. Coli outbreak here in the States. So far, some 175 people have been sickened by eating contaminated spinach.
To find out more Google search "spinach E. coli" in the "news" category.
---Tbabe on 9/26/06

It was inspired by the "E. Coli Outbreak End-Time Sign" blog, and apparently has morphed into a "humor" blog.
---Tbabe on 9/26/06

I have a way to get rid of the contaminated spinach.
We open a chain of McAbdul's in Iran [McAbdul's - home of the twin hump camel] serving camel burgers and E.Coli spinach on the salid bar. If you order the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad special you get a super sized order of Cush Cush and a large Syrup of Ipecac drink. Not to mention a free Ayatollah of the month prayer rug.
---notlaw99 on 9/25/06

What are all this ridiculous blogs about spinach?
---Okebaram on 9/23/06

Grow you'r own food. People are eating untested long term gen food, and new studies prove it is changing the way we act and think.
---Lynn on 9/23/06

I googled "end times spinach" - I am surprised my computer didn't collapse. E-COLI!!!
---Helen_5378 on 9/23/06

WOW! I wonder what Popeye would say to all this "bad spinach" talk!?
---sue on 9/22/06

Do you feel safe eating anything?! Now "they" are telling us grilling is unhealthy. So let me get this straight. We can't eat food that's been froze in plastic. We can't eat food that's been nuked in the microwave. We can't eat food that's been cooked with a teflon pan. We can't eat grilled food. Frozen, canned, preserved, fat-free. bad, Bad, Bad, bad. So basically we are left to raw veggies, oh, whoops! Now we can't eat spinach. All I have to say is Oye Vay!
---Kate on 9/22/06

I have to vote this a helpful blog, because the term "end times spinach" is hurting my ribs. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
That spinach is villanous dastardly end times spinach.
---Pharisee on 9/22/06

I know Popeye swears by it!
---kathr4453 on 9/22/06

I can go without spinach. Perhaps it is a meat eaters plot to take out the veggie eaters. I wouldn't get to concerned about relating spinach to the end times. But we are in the end times so ya better get ready, Jusus is commin...singing
---John-B on 9/22/06

End-time Spinach? Is that even in the Bible? This is a joke, right?
---Madison1101 on 9/22/06

Millions of people die each year driving cars and you still get into one. A person dies from eating spinach and you're so terrified that you don't know what to do? Is this a joke?
---john on 9/22/06

A thousand may fall at my side and ten thousand at my right hand, but it shall not come near me; only with my eyes shall I look and see the reward of the wicked. Because I have made the LORD, even the Most High my dwelling place, no evil shall befall me nor shall any plague come nigh my dwelling.
---Linda6563 on 9/22/06

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End-time spinach?

Maybe that's the problem. Most spinach is too much in love with the world.
---Jack on 9/22/06

These "last days" are perilous days, in every sense of the word, and one should be prayerful, pray for godly wisdom. God Bless. --Mrs. Morgan
---Mrs._Morgan on 9/22/06

End-time spinach - ??? I really don't want to know. Preach the gospel and tell them that Jesus died for their sins.
---Helen_5378 on 9/22/06

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