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End-Time Spinach Attacks Pope

I heard in the news today that the Pope got some of the deadly end-time spinach and wasn't harmed. Is this possible? Should we take praying over our food more seriously now that end-time foods are coming out?

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 ---John_T on 9/22/06
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JohnT - Is your real name Popeye? Or are you doing a big case of thought twisting?
---Helen_5378 on 4/24/08

I tend not to read the tabloids, so I really do not know what I have no idea what end-time spinach is. However, Grace is a nice idea before eating. Proper food preparation is also important. End times or not, food poisoning is always a possibility.
---lorra8574 on 4/13/07

JohnT: This is another joke, right? Are you being silly, or am I missing something from scriptures. Was spinach mentioned in the footnotes of Revelation?
---Madison1101 on 4/13/07

Jack are you sure it was spinach that Popeye had in his pipe, did he light it? He always acted a bit strange! Yo ho ho...

BTW, I think Herb had his sense of humor surgically removed :-) .
---NV_Barbara on 9/30/06

Elder: Ecxellent! Yet another use for nuns.
---jerry6593 on 9/25/06

Jack, I had a piggy bank one time and it had an arrow sign on it that said put incense here. I put in nickels too.
---Elder on 9/25/06

**If a pot of Holy Water caught on fire would that cause Holy Smoke?**

No, Elder. That's caused by incense, because water doesn't burn. DUH!
---Jack on 9/24/06

Jack: I thought I knew those all by heart. Must have missed that one. Well, you know those military guys are so tough they even eat glass.
---kathr4453 on 9/24/06

Hey John, your Spinach would be OK too if you could cook it in Holy Water. Plus the Pope has Nuns he can test it on. They are like little white mice except they dress in black.
If a pot of Holy Water caught on fire would that cause Holy Smoke?
---Elder on 9/24/06

**Did you ever see Popeye eat fresh spinach?**
As a matter of fact, yes.
Bluto (as he was called in those days) had wrested Popeye's spinach can from him and thrown it away. However, Popeye was able to suck some fresh spinach through his pipe from a convenient produce stand.
I remember it well.
---Jack on 9/23/06

** Is the pope so godly that nothing hurts him?**

Have you no sense of humor, Rev Herb?
---Jack on 9/23/06

Ditto pkay!
However we should always pray over any food we eat and give thanks.
---NV_Barbara on 9/23/06

Kathr4453, that was funny. I think I will "stretch it" today and go outside for a spell.
---Linda6563 on 9/23/06

Stay away from the organic stuff.Fresh vegetables are a health hazard. Cook them until they're dead, or make copies and press them into Flinstone shapes.If you don't have a heart attack or get hit by a car, you're sure to get lyme disease from a tick. Stay indoors; the sun gives you cancer. If you're a thrill seeker,climb out of your recliner,and go outside to the grocery store. Stick with the canned and bottled stuff that's boiled and pasturized by law.

Did you ever see Popeye eat fresh spinach?
---kathr4453 on 9/23/06

Is the pope so godly that nothing hurts him? Is he truely God's man of the hour? Is this just another way to lead people astray??? Look at the pope, he is a great man of God. If you believe that you will be going to hell with him. He is the false propphet of the end times, more so that the foods you talk about.
---Rev_Herb on 9/23/06

Johnny: I can't seem to find the scripture predicting the end-time spinach. Can you help me?
---jerry6593 on 9/23/06

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I get it! This popes death will lead to the next one, who will be the false prophet. And the spinach was probably genitally modified, creating our blood structure to mutate, and some become cannibals. Truth, scarier than fiction.
---Lynn on 9/23/06

Thank you for this Saturday morning joke...
---pkay on 9/23/06

I am always amazed at the questions on cn. E-coli is showing up everywhere. Have you ever thought about how it got started. Somebody is poisioning our food supply. Wonder who??????????
---shira_9639 on 9/23/06

I,am more concerned about end time gas supplies.Actually popeye is far more concerned than most others.Brutus is kinda happy about it.
---tom2 on 9/23/06

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