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Do You Have A Funny Story

As a born again believer in Christ Jesus, do you have any funny stories to share? Or has most of your walk been painful and sorrowful? I'm just curious as to the extent funny things happen to us as Christians. Care to share?

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One of my first prayer meetings as a baby Christian. Someone on my left was very noisy, so I stuck my finger in my left ear. I was praying hard. I opened my eyes to see the lady pastor lying flat on her face on the floor - I was going to help her or something; glad I didn't. Then I caught the head pastor looking at me with a grin. I closed my eyes really tight and prayed as hard as I could. I think I still had my finger in my ear. Gee I laugh looking back on that now.
---Helen_5378 on 1/20/08

I went to a Shrove Tuesday Pancake dinner at a church, and in the basement was the Weight Watchers meeting.
---Sam on 6/13/07

Thanks for taking a funny story blog right on down, to a big downer, Emcee. Mary - your name means sorrow.
I didn't find sorrow. Miriam means bitter.
Mary means "perfect one", "lady".
---Tim on 12/9/06

Mary ::Thanks for sharing.It is strange how nice girls get a curved ball thrown at them in life leaving them disillusioned.I guess it takes all kinds to make a world & one has to wait for the harvest to burn the chaff.Peace & blessings Mary BTW Mary means sorrow so hang in there.
---Emcee on 12/8/06

Hi Emcee; thanks :) No, I never married the man; I did unfortunately marry later but not to him lol :D Single and happy now, hallelujah! :) God bless :)
---Mary on 12/7/06

victorious, but painful and sorrowful.
---Eloy on 12/7/06

Mary ::I love your story "The day my Heart stood still"Did you marry him too? later LOL
---Emcee on 12/6/06

*when i was a kid, there was a woman in church that requested prayer for a soap opera family (Malones) she said "that family really needs our prayers". I don't know if anyone ever told her that it was just tv acting.*

Now that was funny. LOL
---augua9846 on 12/6/06

When my grandchildren were growing up I always took then to church with me. It was my practice to praise God and sing on the way and it wasn't unusual to begin singing in tongues. My granddaughter asked me what that was and I explained about the Holy Ghost giving me words to sing. The next Sunday on the way to church I was singing and she blurted out enthusiastically "sing the Holy Ghost Meme" ,evidently she liked what she heard, and I had a great big smile.
---Darlene_1 on 12/6/06

pastor ended his sermon on health n temperance by saying: "if I had all the beer, wine, in the world, I would take it all and tip it all in the river. End of sermon. Song lady gets up and say, Now, we will sing our last song number 365 "LETS ALL GATHER AT THE RIVER" lol
---man on 11/29/06

Hehehe yes! :D I started going to church because I had a crush on the minister's son; one night I was sitting by him and he gently reached over for my hand; I was about to die from ecstacy--but then realized he just wanted to see my watch and find out the time!! OOPS! LOL!
---Mary on 11/28/06

when i was a kid, there was a woman in church that requested prayer for a soap opera family (Malones) she said "that family really needs our prayers". I don't know if anyone ever told her that it was just tv acting.
---wayne on 11/2/06

My cousin was a pastor of a church in California when we were also stationed there.. They had a visiting pastor come to their church for a talk and I and my 3 year old son went. He was being a typical 3 year old and seemingly not paying any attention. When the preacher asked who among us has slept with frogs and my son jumps up and says he has ! Everyone in the whole congregation laughed.
---grace3869 on 11/1/06

When I was in 2nd grade I decided I didn't like to write in school. So I prayed that God would let my arm be broken. That very day I was playing outside with some other kids and broke my arm. Only it was my left arm instead of my right arm, so I still had to write in school. I learned to be careful what you pray for and to be specific whenever possible.
---grace3869 on 11/1/06

Back in 2000 we had a wicked snow storm. They kept plowing my car in and I have a spinal injury so I flipped out on this guy I saw outside shovelling snow. Turns out he was a Christian man and because of his gentle words coming out of his mouth, I yelled out, "Are you a Christian?" He said, "Yes", I said, "okay so you're a John and I'm a Peter." Today we are still best of friends. He tells everyone the story to this day. How embarrassing for me, but we laugh about it now.
---Donna9759 on 10/5/06

Just the other day I had prayed about where to go and that the Lord would send me a nice Bus. The Bus pulled in to get me and I silently praised God for that. Then I started silently praising the Lord for the exact Bus I had wanted He had sent. Then the driver asked me where I was going -- I had to get off and get the other Bus ... first time in my life I got on the wrong Bus!
---Helen_5378 on 10/5/06

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I was among the stragglers who stood around talking after a Wed. evening service. Making a a quick trip to the restroom, I said to someone, "Don't lock up, I'll be right back." Guess they didn't hear me... I found myself locked in a dark, empty church. Worse, I worked a night shift and was due at work soon. We had no cell phones. The offices were locked. My only option was to set off the burglar alarm. Thankfully, the Pastor arrived at about the same time as the police and could identify me.
---Donna2277 on 10/4/06

When I was a baby Christian our church had a prayer meeting where after the devotional we broke up into small groups. Our group went into the nursery where a kitten had gotten into the room through the basement window. The lady who was leading our group, a person terrified of cats, was praying when the kitten jumped on her lap. She just kept praying while we tried to get the little critter off her. That kitten kept going toward her. They say cats are attracted to people who don't like them. Hehe.
---Madison1101 on 10/4/06

Once, I was going to an evening service but I was late. The meeting hall was full of people all standing and singing. I was happy that nobody could see me as I was sneaking in through the back door, but suddenly the church started singing a song in which at a certain line everybody had to turn around. So at the very moment I entered the room, the whole church turned into my direction and saw that I was late. I was very embarassed, especially when some were waving at me...
---Dawn on 10/4/06

Levity is good, it lightens your burdens. I watched a little boy lick a sack of suckers while his mom stood singing. He stuck them all over the back of her dress. I tried to be sober but was laughing so hard inside I was shaking. The best times are when it's supposed to be serious and you have to stifle yourself. Best laugh I've had here, What keeps dead people looking alive blog. I was howling to myself for days. I pop off sometimes, just can't help myself.
---R.A. on 10/4/06

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When I was single and stupid, I went to a Full Gospel Church because I had a crush on a guy. He was gorgeous. My leg fell asleep and when we stood up to pray and praise, my leg started doing the Elvis Presley shake, big time! I sneaked out and quickly forgot trying to impress a guy every again! God taught me a valuable lesson!
---EJ on 10/4/06

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