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Apocalyptic Salad Anti-Christ

After the end-times spinach scare, we now have demon-possessed lettuce. Are all of our apocalyptic salads now part of the antichrist scenario?

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 ---Jack on 10/9/06
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No, but you probably are.
---Todd on 6/5/08

Salads today have nothing to do with the Antichrist.:) They have no power. Feel free to get your ruffege:)
---jody on 6/5/08

The spinach was not demon possessed!
---julie on 6/5/08

Have you heard about Salmanila being on ToMaters?
---Duane_Dudley_Martin on 6/5/08

Today, it's the tomatoes, mato, motto, let's all say that vegetables are a good source of vitamins.
You know what? Some say drought is on the way and many of our fruits and vegetables won't make it. Drought in all parts of the world.
---lisa on 6/4/08

Lettuce all go down to the river.
---Helen_5378 on 6/4/08

Did you know that the Big Mac is possessed and if you eat enough of them, you will get possessed by the fat demon? Maybe even the glutton demon. Wow! antichrist is really working on me, I had a big mac today with fries. Quick, someone call a priest before I gain weight.
---Rev_Herb on 9/22/07

What kind of cheese? Feta, definitely!
---Kate on 10/16/06

Rebecca has a good point. If tuna has mercury, beef and vegetables have e-coli, that leaves soda, french fries and Starbucks.
---R.A. on 10/13/06

Hey! Could this be a sign to the SDAs to eat meat, not lettuce?

Hee Hee
---JohnT on 10/13/06

**I know, a little cheesy,**

Roquefort, feta, or cheddar?
---Jack on 10/11/06

What did the preacher say to his salad? Lettuce pray. I know, a little cheesy, but had to say it.
---Kate on 10/10/06

I feel pity for the vegititarions. Poor things if the demons keep this up, the will either starve or go to eating meats. I hope the demons don't take over my MT. Dew, or sugar, I'd go crazy.
---Rebecca_D on 10/10/06

"Demon-possesed lettuce [heads]". Just in time to ally themselves with the diabolical Halloween pumpkin heads!

Lettuce not be overwhelmed by fear. Reference 2 Tim 1:7.
---Leon on 10/10/06

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