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How To Always Trust God
It is so easy to lose our trust in God, but i learn more and more each day he is right there blessing each of us that seek his kingdom. Without knowing when , how or why you are blessed and it is always from the grace and goodness of God.The weekness of our hearts, gives us doughts, but the goodness of God fights that dought and replaces it with truth...............God Bless

How Do You Stop Sinning
Everyday i have to ask God for fogiveness sometimes we sin we do not realize it or we do not THINK untill the holy spirit knocks on our heads, hay that is wrong you know better. give your life to God and ask in prayer every day for him to make you stronger and to deliver you from the temtation of sin.ask for forgivness sweety. LORD GOD DELIVER US ALL FROM THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR OWN SIN AND BLESS US WITH THE HOLY SPIRT TO HELP US TO DO YOUR WILL AND NOT OUR OWN.....GOD BLESS

Humor Blog #5
I gave the You just dont appreciate me speech once to my boyfriend

He promised to treat me royally for the remainder of the day.

He took me to lunch at Burger King and Dairy Queen for dessert

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Vickie said to her butcher, "Those sausages you sold me yesterday were meat at one end and nothing but cornmeal at the other end."

The butcher replied, "Well, you know how it is - it's difficult these days to make both ends meat."

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part3..then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.

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The monkey answered,
20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
And God agreed.

Finally, God created man, you will live for 20 years."

The man answered,
"God, I'll be man, but living 20 years is not enough,give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog refused and the 10 years that the monkey refused." God did, and since then, Men live 20 years like a man,

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part 1
God created the donkey and told him,
"you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!"

The donkey answered,
"50 is too much, give me only 20 years."
And God gave him 20 years.

God created the dog and told him,
" and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!"

The dog answered,
25 years is too much, give me only 10."
God gave him 10 years.

God created the monkey
"and you will live 20 years

Humor Blog #5
ann dont feel bad a peeping tom came to my window stood there for 5 min and left then returned with a friend, the second peeping tom said you are right to the first peeping tom. then both men left and returned with a third peeping tom, the third man started laughting,and said " you are right man", "you CANT tell her front from her back.".......

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Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked where the bathroom was located.

The bartender replied,
"Second door to the right."

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting,
"Don't flush, don't flush!"

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part 1
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.

When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,
"Wow, these seats are big!"

The person next to him answered,
"Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.

He exclaimed,
"Wow these mugs are big!"

The bartender replied,

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part 4 ....woooooooo about time
Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!''

''Well,'' she said, ''he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?''

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After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, ''He's wearing contact lenses.''

This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, ''How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses?

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